$WHALLAH

More than a memecoin — it's the return of the sacred Whale 🐋

Who is WHALLAH?

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Before DOGE. Before PEPE. There was WHALLAH. 🐋
Born from the depths of pump.fun.
He is the chosen whale, crowned with wisdom, emerging to lead degens through the Sea of Memes toward the sacred ValWhallah.
Contract: 3e2ENpKfvrrAfYtCRUzetJWQbJy79fAteaPehqjupump

100% community. 0% taxes. Infinite vibes.
Not here to moon. Here to bless. ✨

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The Whale has spoken.
Spread the word. 📈 Buy the coin. 🙌 Share the gospel.
🐋 $WHALLAH is more than a memecoin. It is a spiritual alignment on-chain.

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The Scroll of Whallah

Phase 0 — THE AWAKENING
🧂 Whallah is minted. The cap descends. A coin is born.

Phase 1 — THE RISE
🚿 Degens cleanse their wallets. The shill begins.

Phase 2 — THE CULT
🐋 Memes flow. Bags pump. X becomes the sanctuary.

Phase 3 — THE VALWHALLAH
✨ Merch, music, lore, prophecy. Paradise on Solana.